You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dress up like a clown and stand outside of McDonalds? Scary and weirdly inviting – all at the same time.
Yeah – today I want to talk about clothes. Woman renting clothes… and man clothes. And this is on account of I seen a story on here the other day that over 50% of your Yuppie women who work get worried and depressed because they wear the same outfits at work more than once. Yeah – it turns out this is a huge burden for women to have to repeat wearing their clothes. And the story says, that’s how come all these clothing rental companies are popping up on the computer. You rent clothes, wear them once – and send them back.
Now – that being said, I can guaran-dang-tee you nobody is ever gonna get rich renting clothes to men. I mean – besides the tuxedo shop. And how many times in your life are you gonna get married? Seriously. And it’s kind of an un-writ rule of manhood – guys do not like sharing pants. No sir. I bought these pants – put them on – and they were mine. One owner. I don’t even like trying on pants at the Walmart… out of respect to whoever ends up buying them!!
The Pressure of Wearing Clothes More than Once!
Not only will a man not worry about wearing the same clothes twice to work – he will wear the same clothes to work – on consecutive days. Without washing them. Because he wouldn’t even notice. And he knows – nobody else will, neither.
But for you women, I realize the pressures you are under. On account of women can be catty and shallow and rough on each other. It’s like an MMA cage-match in some businesses. ‘Oh… she’s wearing that outfit again.’ Now, resulting to women renting clothes.
Well – speaking for your male co-workers… we don’t even notice. We ain’t petty and ugly like the females at work. Okay – maybe we like that one top you got with all the cleavage showing… or that skirt with the slit. But trust me… we do not mind if you wear either of those again. Not at all. So rest easy, ladies. It’s all in your heads.
Wake up, America! Man it’s tough being a woman. Y’all got to rent different clothes all the time. And to think, I’ve been wearing these same pants all week. I think. Because all my pants look like this. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Pitts Off!