You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna marinade in a hot tub full of A-1 sauce…in the middle of grizzly bear country?
Yeah – I got more help from my friends on the Facebook the other day and I thought I’d tell you about it. See what happened was – my old lady called me down at the Duck Inn. She said she got her a new recipe off the Rachel Ray show – and she needed me to stop at the store and buy her some Wishter-sister-shister-shire sauce.
I said, ‘How do you spell that?’ And she said, ‘Spell it? I can’t even say it!!’
So, I got on my Facebook page and I asked …’how do you correctly say Woorster-shoorster-shister-shire sauce.’
And I am here today to report – nobody in America can.
But y’all got some pretty creative back-ups. Like Brett said, he calls it ‘Whatsthisheresauce’. That’s pretty clever – especially for Brett. Who is not known for genius word-smithing.
And Bill reported he’s a big hunter – so he just calls in ‘Winchester sauce.’ He says he knows it’s wrong – but he don’t care. What can I tell you – Bill’s a rebel.
Thomas calls it ‘worst for sure sauce’. And Mike says ‘Worster-sheer-shire-shauce’. Obviously, Thomas must shell she shells by the she shore. Kevin and a couple others said skip to the chase and just call it ‘Rooster ship sauce’. Only there wadn’t no ‘p’ in ‘ship’. Ohhhh….
Dave says he saw the Three Stooges use it once in a movie…they called it ‘Wished a- shister-sheer sauce.’ But like most Americans, I don’t often take my pronouncing cues from the Three Stooges.
Now here’s the best one. You might want to remember this. Daniel and a bunch of others called it..’ ‘wash your sister sauce.’ Now – that is an easy trick to remember a difficult name. But it’s also a disturbing mental picture. Specially if you seen my sister. I’m afraid I can’t get past this one.
Wake up, America! Maybe the best answer was from Don. Thank you, Don. He said…’Just buy the A-1.’ Don doesn’t have time for nonsense. I like Don. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Pitts Off!
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