You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get together with Bear Grylls and Survivorman… to compare digestive tract parasites? Survival shows.
Yeah – I think you all know by now… I love them survival shows. You stick somebody in the middle of nowhere… I’m watching. It’s that simple. And I think the reason I like survival shows is… I have been a survivor myself. Survival shows.
You’re thinking – what happened to you, Earl? Were you stuck in the desert without no water? Were you lost in the woods with no food? No – I have survived life. That’s right – me and Hank Jr.
Like they got a new one on there – on The Weather Channel of all places – called Fat Guys in the Woods. They take three overweight fat city guys and dump them in the middle of the Smokies… for a week.
And since most a’ these big boys is tipping 350 on the low side… this is one survival show – I’m glad they keep their pants on. Because if they was on there naked – I’d be the one afraid!! Survival shows.
And now here comes another survival show… this one is the weirdest one yet. Next week on the cable… they’re gonna take a Republican US Senator… and a Democrat US Senator… and stick’em on a deserted island together.
Where – apparently – they will try to kill each other. Now – what they could do is work together to survive. They could compromise and plan together to make it through that week. They could pool each of their abilities to solve problems – find food and water – build a shelter. Survival shows.
But maybe you didn’t hear me the first time. One’s a Republican… and one’s a Democrat. They’re gonna try to kill each other. And I’m gonna watch. Survival shows.
Wake up, America!!! You know what you call dropping two members of Congress on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere? Yeah – a good start. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Like me on Facebook – and Pitts Off.