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All posts tagged "Women"

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  Why aren’t there more women in politics?

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna bonk Joe Boehner and Harry Reid’s heads together… like they were the lesser two of the Three Stooges. Why aren’t more...

  • Posted October 17, 2014
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  One of the biggest differences between men and women – Yard Sales!

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna spank a badger? This is the heart of summertime. And that reminds me of one of the biggest differences between men...

  • Posted July 30, 2014
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  Naked Sister-in-Law

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad look up my old lady’s family tree… an’ cut off a couple branches. This week –  the Pitts house has been doubling as a...

  • Posted May 30, 2014
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  Being a fisherman with an aquarium… is like…

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna try to sneak into Sea World with a peg leg… and a harpoon?  Yeah – that ought to freak out Shamu....

  • Posted May 24, 2014
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  Married to a Suspicious and Jealous Woman

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna do barefoot jumping jacks in a room full a’ thumb-tacks? Yeah – y’all been following all this government spying business?  That...

  • Posted November 27, 2013
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