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All posts tagged "redneck"

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  Earl Pitts: I wasn’t Shopping… I was Buying

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go on the Amazon and go nuts?  And I don’t mean America’s favorite shopping web site… I mean the actual river!!...

  • Posted October 27, 2014
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  More Man Rules… I’m like the Mr. Miyagi of testosterone-based knowledge

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ping-pong – with baby mice?   I know…I’m angry… and slightly warped. Here’s my thing today – I got more...

  • Posted October 1, 2014
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  Ever been so mad… you thought you could kill somebody?

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna play patty-cakes… with Freddie Krueger? Yeah – we had a weird thing happen down at the Duck Inn last night....

  • Posted August 22, 2014
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