All posts tagged "life in general"

  • Insurance
    Insurance agents… best sales people ever

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play teeter-totter… with an elephant? I was working at the Duck Inn last night… twisting long-necks and minding my own business…...

    • Posted October 13, 2014
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  • I can have any Ugly Woman I want…

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna fill my shorts with honey… and then sit on a low tree branch in bear country? Yeah – I discovered an...

    • Posted December 5, 2013
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  • Research says… It’s healthier to sleep alone.

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sucker punch a grizzly bear? I heard this scientifical research watching T.V. the other day – an’ it’s good to find...

    • Posted December 2, 2013
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  • Keep from getting Old-timers Disease

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get in a tree chewing contest…with a beaver? Yeah – I heard this story on here the other day…said some voodoo...

    • Posted November 25, 2013
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  • Earl Pitts… Passing the Intelligence Test

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to one a’ them Mensa meetin’s a’ the super egghead smart people….an’ ask….’How come I see Womensa here, too? See...

    • Posted November 22, 2013
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  • Variety Ain’t the Spice of Life

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad… I just wanna  chew on tinfoil? You know what I discovered the other day?  I discovered the older I get – the more I...

    • Posted November 21, 2013
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