All posts tagged "Earl Pitts"

  • Kmart Blue Light Special
    Kmart Blue Light Special… It’s back!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna move Wile E. Coyote a couple steps to the left… stand in his spot… and let the anvil fall on my...

    • Posted November 13, 2015
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  • Victoria's Secret 2 million dollar bra
    Victoria’s Secret 2 Million Dollar Bra

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take a long walk… across thin ice? Yeah – we got what you call your traditional signs of Christmas already.  Did...

    • Posted November 11, 2015
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  • Cat Killers
    Cat Killers… research says your pet cat… would kill you.

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get a part-time job… as an organ grinder’s monkey?  Honestly – it doesn’t look that hard… obviously, a monkey could do...

    • Posted November 9, 2015
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  • My Old Lady
    My Old Lady… is always going to be my “Old Lady”

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drink whatever comes out of the spit-valve on Rosie O’Donnell’s tuba? Yeah – an interesting thing happened to me a couple...

    • Posted November 6, 2015
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  • Stick Shift
    Whatever Happened to the Stick Shift?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna let Jimmie Johnson do victory donuts… in my front yard? Now – call me old-fashioned… but I hate watching TV commercials...

    • Posted November 4, 2015
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  • redneck astronaut
    Redneck Astronaut… I’m the man for the job

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go back in time on TV Land and show up on Lost in Space… so I can karate chop Dr. Smith…...

    • Posted November 2, 2015
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