All posts tagged "Earl Pitts"
Real Americans Eating with Chopsticks
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a face spittin’ contest…with a deadly cobra? I got to enjoy one of life’s little puzzles an’ mysteries last...
- Posted November 19, 2013
Wussification of the American Male… Tagless Underpants
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna step in an’ try to break up a fight between a badger an’ a bobcat? I have warned y’all repeatedly about...
- Posted November 18, 2013
When did Pretend Soccer become an American Sport?
I'm glad I'll be dead by time the kids gettin' born'ed today get to be our age. Because it's gonna be a mess. Your society today is growin' up about the dumbest, lamest, most helpless,...
- Posted November 16, 2013