All posts tagged "Earl Pitts"

  • Real Americans Eating with Chopsticks

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a face spittin’ contest…with a deadly cobra? I got to enjoy one of life’s little puzzles an’ mysteries last...

    • Posted November 19, 2013
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  • Wussification of the American Male… Tagless Underpants

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna step in an’ try to break up a fight between a badger an’ a bobcat? I have warned y’all repeatedly about...

    • Posted November 18, 2013
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  • When did Pretend Soccer become an American Sport?

    I'm glad I'll be dead by time the kids gettin' born'ed today get to be our age. Because it's gonna be a mess. Your society today is growin' up about the dumbest, lamest, most helpless,...

    • Posted November 16, 2013
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