All posts tagged "Earl Pitts"

  • Ryan Lochte
    Ryan Lochte destroyed the bathroom at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna break a mirror… over the head of a black cat… while walking under a ladder – just to see if...

    • Posted October 10, 2016
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  • push up jeans
    Push Up Jeans… ladies please stop!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna squeeze blackheads off a homeless dude’s nose?  Yes – and after this commentary – I will apologize for that disturbing visual....

    • Posted September 23, 2016
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  • Hillary Clinton health crisis
    Breaking: Hillary Clinton health crisis

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna strap a guinea pig to my head… and tell people I am a Donald Trump impersonator? You know – I been...

    • Posted September 21, 2016
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  • colin kaepernick
    Is Colin Kaepernick still in the NFL?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got your nose’ – with King Kong? I cannot let another day pass without commenting on Colin Kaepernick and the...

    • Posted September 19, 2016
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  • happy labor day
    Happy Labor Day

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna wanna start a three day weekend – with a four-day supply of beer?   Just in case I miscalculate. Yeah –...

    • Posted August 31, 2016
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  • oprah winfrey
    Oprah Winfrey buys into Weight Watchers… Literally

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hoist Kirstie Alley over my head in a stunning performance of the ‘Hernia Ballet.’ Yeah – did you all see when...

    • Posted December 2, 2015
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