All posts tagged "Earl Pitts"

  • burt reynolds
    A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it would right or appropriate to continue these commentaries...

    • Posted September 18, 2018
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  • talking heads on tv
    How About We Protest the Talking Heads on TV

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive up to where a bunch a snowflake, butthurt millennials are stopping traffic – on a steam-roller. Yeah – today I...

    • Posted September 14, 2018
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  • watch professional football
    We’re not gonna watch professional football at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub hot sauce on Terry Bradshaw’s head… and watch his face heat up? Yeah – we done a very interesting experiment...

    • Posted September 10, 2018
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  • Facebook
    I’m beginning to hate Facebook

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna change my truck tire… removing the lug nuts by squeezing my butt-cheeks on’em real tight… and twisting to the left. Lefty...

    • Posted September 5, 2018
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  • redneck safe space
    An Official Redneck Safe Space

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crawl into a pit of vipers and snuggle with a rattlesnake?   Because the way I’m feeling today – that would...

    • Posted September 3, 2018
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  • trump derangement syndrome
    Yoga… to cure a Donald Trump Presidency

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna push fat people over… and watch them trying to get back up? I come home last night from the Duck Inn…...

    • Posted August 31, 2018
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