You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drink a chocolate shake out of Ronald McDonald’s clown shoe?
Yeah – I heard this story the other day… the top guy running McDonald’s got canned. Yeah – he’s taking the fall. McDonald’s sales are down… People aren’t going there any more… business is down… profits are down. Something had to give. Sad story –
But here’s my question. How do you screw up McDonalds? You know they got a biscuit with a sausage patty and a piece of cheese on it – for a buck? And business is down? That’s not a problem with McDonald’s… that sounds like a problem with America!
These are the people that invented the Happy Meal and the McNugget. You know – a lot of places had two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and sesame seed buns. But McDonald’s knew how to assemble it. Fact is – with that kind of line-up… I’m kind of surprised people still buy houses that have kitchens!!
Finding out sales are down at McDonald’s is kind of like hearing Kate Upton didn’t qualify for the swimsuit issue. Come again. What?? It just makes you shake your head and wonder.
You know what it might be… it could be all these self-righteous, idiot health nuts. People out there wanting our kids to eat good instead porking up like little Pugsleys. I say blaming McDonalds because your kids are fat… is a little bit like blaming Hooters because your husband likes big sweater monkeys. Take some responsibility.
Wake Up, America!!! I can still remember the days Red Barn and Burger Chef bought the farm… and I said – Never again! Not on my watch. Not as long as I have a coupon. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Like me on Facebook. And Pitts Off.