My Latest Commentaries

  • Wake Up America – Fox News Stole my Tagline

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna choke a giraffe? My little boy told me one time – a giraffe...

    • May 8, 2015
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  • getting old
    A New Sign You’re Getting Old

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna scrape the linoleum off a truck stop restroom – with my teeth?  I...

    • May 6, 2015
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  • Gay Marriage Leave Cake out of it
    Gay Marriage… Leave Cake Out of It

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  sneak up behind Bill O’Reilly when he’s on-camera… and twist off his ears? ...

    • May 4, 2015
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  • Ted Cruz for President
    Really, Ted Cruz? The Big People are Gone in this Country

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play tag… in a leper colony? I don’t know if y’all seen the...

    • May 1, 2015
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  • channel my anger
    I Don’t Got to Channel My Anger

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna cook clams with the steam coming out of my ears? Yeah – today...

    • March 16, 2015
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  • Brian Williams
    Brian Williams… a Redneck?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tape a live raccoon to my head…and tell people I’m PETA’s answer to...

    • March 13, 2015
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