My Latest Commentaries

  • KFC Commercials
    KFC Commercials are butt-clenching scary

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna slam my hand in a car door?  On purpose!! Is there anybody else...

    • June 10, 2015
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  • 50 Shades of Grey
    50 Shades of Black and Blue

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna jump on the back of rodeo bull… holding the rope in my...

    • May 22, 2015
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  • I still like baseball
    I Still Like Baseball

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang a wind-chime off the back of my pants… so every time I...

    • May 20, 2015
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  • Luxury Mattress
    Proud owners of a Luxury Mattress

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to Fairy Tale land… and keep poking Rip Van Winkle awake? Yeah...

    • May 18, 2015
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  • Radio Shack Closings
    Radio Shack – A wire company in a wireless world

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna build a time machine and go back 40 years to pick something up...

    • May 15, 2015
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  • Paying it Backwards at McDonalds

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play jump-rope… with a deadly cobra? Let me tell you something that happened...

    • May 13, 2015
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