My Latest Commentaries

  • adult coloring book
    Pearl wants an Adult Coloring Book for Christmas

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to Sesame Street… and steam-clean Muppets? Yeah – me and my old...

    • November 23, 2015
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  • female love drug
    New Female Love Drug

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna collect earwax from vagrants – to make festive holiday candles we can sell...

    • November 20, 2015
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  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump is Running as me

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna wait until an extremely tense and dangerous moment… and then sneak up and...

    • November 18, 2015
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  • global warming
    Global Warming Kills our Sex Drive?

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna date a camel? Yeah – did y’all hear the latest from them...

    • November 16, 2015
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  • Kmart Blue Light Special
    Kmart Blue Light Special… It’s back!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna move Wile E. Coyote a couple steps to the left… stand in his...

    • November 13, 2015
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  • Victoria's Secret 2 million dollar bra
    Victoria’s Secret 2 Million Dollar Bra

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take a long walk… across thin ice? Yeah – we got what you...

    • November 11, 2015
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