My Latest Commentaries

  • Hillary Clinton health crisis
    Breaking: Hillary Clinton health crisis

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna strap a guinea pig to my head… and tell people I am a...

    • September 21, 2016
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  • colin kaepernick
    Is Colin Kaepernick still in the NFL?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got your nose’ – with King Kong? I cannot let another day...

    • September 19, 2016
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  • happy labor day
    Happy Labor Day

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna wanna start a three day weekend – with a four-day supply of...

    • August 31, 2016
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  • oprah winfrey
    Oprah Winfrey buys into Weight Watchers… Literally

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hoist Kirstie Alley over my head in a stunning performance of the ‘Hernia...

    • December 2, 2015
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  • Playboy Magazine
    No More Naked Pictures for Playboy Magazine

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crack walnuts… on my forehead? By this time… I am sure you have...

    • November 30, 2015
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  • Nineties Trivia
    Who cares about Nineties Trivia?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap hot, sweaty underpants with a Mall Santa? Here’s how you feel old. ...

    • November 27, 2015
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