My Latest Commentaries

  • oreo thins
    Who the Hell thought of Oreo thins?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tap-dance through a Bosnian mine-field? I found out something the other day –...

    • October 19, 2016
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  • every disaster movie you have ever seen
    Every disaster movie you have ever seen

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna challenge a cheetah to a 100-yard race?  With a small gazelle strapped to...

    • October 17, 2016
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  • Kindergarten Communists
    Kindergarten Communists invading our schools

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the sea-shore in pants made out of French fries… and let...

    • October 12, 2016
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  • Ryan Lochte
    Ryan Lochte destroyed the bathroom at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna break a mirror… over the head of a black cat… while walking...

    • October 10, 2016
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  • push up jeans
    Push Up Jeans… ladies please stop!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna squeeze blackheads off a homeless dude’s nose?  Yes – and after this commentary...

    • September 23, 2016
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  • Hillary Clinton health crisis
    Breaking: Hillary Clinton health crisis

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna strap a guinea pig to my head… and tell people I am a...

    • September 21, 2016
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