My Latest Commentaries

  • The Post
    My Shark Tank business proposal… the Post

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pinch clothespins on my nipples and sing like Lady Gaga?  With clothespins on...

    • September 16, 2015
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  • obituary
    An obituary never tells the whole story

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna twist the tail off a cat?  Counter-clockwise. Y’all seen who died the other...

    • September 14, 2015
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  • adult children living at home
    Adult Children living at home

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap ball caps with a homeless guy with head lice? Yeah – I...

    • September 9, 2015
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  • having a bad day
    Everybody has a Bad Day Now and Then

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tie a rabid weasel to a stick – and use him for a...

    • September 7, 2015
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  • Panning Poop for Gold
    Are You Panning Poop for Gold

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna fight a grizzly bear – over a salmon? Now I don’t know if...

    • September 4, 2015
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  • Ball Cap Rules
    Ball Cap Rules… you yuppie idiots!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  rap one of these rap stars… with a ball-bat? Today – I got...

    • September 2, 2015
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