My Latest Commentaries

  • redneck safe space
    An Official Redneck Safe Space

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crawl into a pit of vipers and snuggle with a rattlesnake?   Because...

    • September 3, 2018
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  • trump derangement syndrome
    Yoga… to cure a Donald Trump Presidency

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna push fat people over… and watch them trying to get back up? I...

    • August 31, 2018
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  • first 100 days
    President Donald Trump’s First 100 Days

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna fight a honey badger over a dead mouse? Can you guess why?  Because...

    • April 25, 2017
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  • women in the NFL
    More Women in the NFL

    You know what  makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to a Pittsburgh Steelers reunion… and insult Jack Lambert’s mama? What the...

    • October 26, 2016
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  • cuss words
    Cuss words show the most verbal dexterity

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on a power line? I just heard on the radio the other...

    • October 24, 2016
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  • You can win any fight with your old lady… in your head

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna juggle baby porky-pines? I am sorry if I seem a little bit off...

    • October 21, 2016
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