My Latest Commentaries

  • Keep from getting Old-timers Disease

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get in a tree chewing contest…with a beaver? Yeah – I heard this...

    • November 25, 2013
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  • Earl Pitts… Passing the Intelligence Test

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to one a’ them Mensa meetin’s a’ the super egghead smart people….an’...

    • November 22, 2013
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  • Variety Ain’t the Spice of Life

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad… I just wanna  chew on tinfoil? You know what I discovered the other day?  I discovered...

    • November 21, 2013
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  • Earl Pitts Bear Attack Survival Tips

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna snap the tusks off a walrus? Now – I don’t know if y’all were...

    • November 20, 2013
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  • Real Americans Eating with Chopsticks

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a face spittin’ contest…with a deadly cobra? I got to enjoy...

    • November 19, 2013
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  • Wussification of the American Male… Tagless Underpants

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna step in an’ try to break up a fight between a badger an’...

    • November 18, 2013
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