My Latest Commentaries

  • Why Don’t Women Understand Manly Expresions

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go ahead an’ have that snowball fight with Randy Johnson? Except – instead...

    • December 20, 2013
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  • Holy Snap… I was Kidnapped!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  play Patty-Cakes with the Wolverine? Man – I had something freaky happen to...

    • December 18, 2013
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  • The American Dream… is to “not” be American

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  eat a bowl a’ chili made with Mexican jumping beans…??  So my belly...

    • December 16, 2013
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  • 2014 Predictions… Ain’t Gonna Happen

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so angry I just wanna kick the snot out of a gypsy? That’s right… we’re talkin’  ‘bout gypsies...

    • December 13, 2013
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  • That could stunt a child mentally…

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to an Exorcists’ garage sale… and buy up all their old Ouija...

    • December 11, 2013
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  • They say 30… is the new 45.

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  chew on tin-foil? I have always believed in the idea today’s younger generation...

    • December 9, 2013
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