My Latest Commentaries

  • Amityville Horror House
    Amityville Horror House For Sale

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna travel to cartoon-land and short-sheet Casper the friendly ghost? It has come to my...

    • October 9, 2018
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  • Dr. Pimple Popper
    Dr. Pimple Popper Show

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take off the rough and bumpy skin off the back of my arms…...

    • October 1, 2018
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  • burt reynolds
    A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it...

    • September 18, 2018
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  • talking heads on tv
    How About We Protest the Talking Heads on TV

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive up to where a bunch a snowflake, butthurt millennials are stopping traffic...

    • September 14, 2018
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  • watch professional football
    We’re not gonna watch professional football at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub hot sauce on Terry Bradshaw’s head… and watch his face heat up?...

    • September 10, 2018
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  • Facebook
    I’m beginning to hate Facebook

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna change my truck tire… removing the lug nuts by squeezing my butt-cheeks on’em...

    • September 5, 2018
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