My Latest Commentaries

  • Miracle Whip
    Miracle Whip People vs Mayonnaise People

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play Twister… with a grizzly bear? The battle of Miracle Whip people! I...

    • October 25, 2018
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  • beaver butt whiskey
    Beaver Butt Whiskey… What Will They Think of Next?

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna eat a bag of microwave popcorn… before it’s popped? I got further proof...

    • October 23, 2018
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  • lady farts
    Lady Farts are a Sign of Honesty

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna judge the bean-eating contest at the Miss Over-Sized America contest?? It’s when lady...

    • October 22, 2018
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  • Baby Names
    Baby Name Radio Promotion

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dust my butt with 11 herbs and spices… and then set in a...

    • October 18, 2018
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  • Paper Gown
    You Can’t Look Manly in a Paper Gown

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got you nose’ with a wounded badger? If you’re ever given a choice...

    • October 16, 2018
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  • Gifted Class
    Earl Jr. Invited to join the Gifted Class

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stuff gifted class nerds in high school lockers? Yeah – I come home...

    • October 12, 2018
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