You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go up to that den of thieves they call Washington… and start twisting arms? Yeah – twisting arms – until they snap???
Here’s the thing with Earl Pitts, okay… you can call me a lot of things. You can call me a real American. You can call me a redneck. You can call me white trash… or a flag-waving, hard-working, salt-of-the-earth conservative. I go by a lot of names – I accept a lot of labels.
Just don’t call me stupid!
Did y’all see where some four-eyed, Pointdexter pant-load that worked on Obamacare for the President – said the only way the White House could get the health deal passed… was by relying on the stupidity of the American voter.
What he’s saying there is… you and me… a.k.a. ‘the American voters’ – are stupider than a bag of door-knobs. He’s saying you and me make the Kardashian sisters look like rocket scientists. Like we got to take our shoes off – just to count to ten.
Let me tell you something. My wife has called me stupid. My boss has called me stupid. My own kid has called me stupid… one time. Let’s just say – I’m never gonna get to play in the NFL. I’m sure some people in traffic have called me stupid. I know I have done the same for them.
But here’s the deal – some liberal, elite, Poupon-sucking, holier-than-thou, commie, smarty-pants smug pinhead… ain’t calling me stupid!
Now – think about this. The Obamacare web site is backed up for enrollment for next year. They say it’s still crashing… still leaving people on hold for hours. One state even gave up and closed their computer site. So it’s taken these people four years and close to two billion dollars – and they still don’t got it right.
And they think we’re the stupid ones. I hope you appreciate the irony there.
Wake up, America. My mama used to say, ‘sticks and stones could break my bones – but names could never hurt me’. So I guess if I ever run into this loser idiot – I’m gonna have to hit him with a stick. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Get my new book ‘Man Rules’… and Pitts Off.