You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on an electric fence?
I heard this story on here the other day… where the IRS is belly-achin’ on account of they got budget cuts. So they say if you call them to ask a question this tax season – you only got a 50/50 chance of talking to a human. And they said – tax refunds will be delayed.
You know – if you’re an honest to God American hero and American veteran… it can take you two and a half years to see a VA doctor. If you’re trying to get Obamacare… you could be stuck on the sign up page for a month and a half.
So here’s my question – how come everything private companies do – is getting faster? And everything the Federal government does… is getting slower? I read this story… in New York City – if you buy something on Amazon – you can get delivery in one hour. You can get on the computer now… and sign up for car insurance… in 7 1/2 minutes. Yeah – and you wanna get a blood test from the VA – come back after you’re dead.
Here’s what I think is the reason for this. Your private companies got competition. We can always take our business someplace else. The government has a monopoly… on government. You can sit on hold to the IRS until your ear falls off. Who else is gonna send you a check in the mail? So in other words – they don’t have to give a ding-dang. Which they don’t – very well. Anybody ever stood in line at the Post Office or the DMV understands this concept all too well.
What we need – is some competition. Like two governments. One run by the bone-headed Neanderthal know-nothing useless idiots in Washington. And the other one could be run by Apple, Google, Amazon and Disney. It would be our choice. Then – not only would you be able to sign up for healthcare in three minutes – your prescriptions would be delivered by drones in one hour… and your primary care doctor – would be Goofy.
Wake up America! Now that’s a government I can support. And trust me – I don’t feel good saying a Mickey Mouse government would be better than the one we got. I’m just speaking truth to power. I’m Earl Pitts, America… like me on Facebook. And Pitts Off!