The government has a monopoly… on government

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on an electric fence?

I heard this story on here the other day… where the IRS is belly-achin’ on account of they got budget cuts.   So they say if you call them to ask a question this tax season – you only got a 50/50 chance of talking to a human.  And they said – tax refunds will be delayed.

You know – if you’re an honest to God American hero and American veteran… it can take you two and a half years to see a VA doctor.   If you’re trying to get Obamacare… you could be stuck on the sign up page for a month and a half.

So here’s my question – how come everything private companies do – is getting faster?  And everything the Federal government does… is getting slower?   I read this story… in New York City – if you buy something on Amazon – you can get delivery in one hour.  You can get on the computer now… and sign up for car insurance… in 7 1/2 minutes.  Yeah – and you wanna get a blood test from the VA – come back after you’re dead.

Here’s what I think is the reason for this.  Your private companies got competition.  We can always take our business someplace else.  The government has a monopoly… on government.  You can sit on hold to the IRS until your ear falls off.  Who else is gonna send you a check in the mail?  So in other words – they don’t have to give a ding-dang.  Which they don’t – very well.  Anybody ever stood in line at the Post Office or the DMV understands this concept all too well.

What we need – is some competition.  Like two governments.  One run by the bone-headed Neanderthal know-nothing useless idiots in Washington.   And the other one could be run by Apple, Google, Amazon and Disney.  It would be our choice.   Then – not only would you be able to sign up for healthcare in three minutes – your prescriptions would be delivered by drones in one hour… and your primary care doctor – would be Goofy.

Wake up America!   Now that’s a government I can support.  And trust me – I don’t feel good saying a Mickey Mouse government would be better than the one we got. I’m just speaking truth to power.   I’m Earl Pitts, America… like me on Facebook.  And Pitts Off!

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