KFC Commercials are butt-clenching scary
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna slam my hand in a car door? On purpose!!
Is there anybody else out there freaked out – by the new Colonel Sanders?
First of all – let me just say – congratulations to Kentucky Fried Chicken – for even thinking to bring back a dead guy to sell chicken. That’s thinking out of the box. Or should I say – out of the bucket? Yeah – nothing creepy and unusual there. Apparently they allow drug use at the Yum Yum corporate headquarters. Good for you people.
And can I say – your Colonel Sanders is incredibly believable. If you were to dig up a guy that had been dead for 30 years… put a white suit on him… and throw him in front of a camera. Yeah – it’s kind of like KFC meets weekend at Bernie’s.
I heard next month – Wendy’s is gonna dig up Dave. So congratulations – you started something.
But if I did have one criticism about your commercials, however – it would be this. The first time Colonel Sanders did your commercials – he seemed like a kindly old Southern gentleman… He came back – as the creepy serial killer type.
I mean – you watch these new KFC commercials on the TV… and you begin to think all them bones under his front porch aren’t just drumsticks and wings. If you know what I mean. To put it another way… thanks to Colonel Sanders – I no longer have nightmares… about the Burger King.
Or that dude with the giant Ping-Pong Ball head…
Wake up, America. Hey KFC – your chicken might be finger-lickin’ good. But your commercials are butt-clenching scary. You might want to work on that. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Like me on the Facebook. And Pitts Off.