KFC Commercials are butt-clenching scary

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna slam my hand in a car door?  On purpose!!

Is there anybody else out there freaked out – by the new Colonel Sanders?

First of all – let me just say – congratulations to Kentucky Fried Chicken – for even thinking to bring back a dead guy to sell chicken.   That’s thinking out of the box.  Or should I say – out of the bucket?   Yeah – nothing creepy and unusual there.  Apparently they allow drug use at the Yum Yum corporate headquarters.  Good for you people.

And can I say – your Colonel Sanders is incredibly believable.   If you were to dig up a guy that had been dead for 30 years… put a white suit on him… and throw him in front of a camera.   Yeah – it’s kind of like KFC meets weekend at Bernie’s.

I heard next month – Wendy’s is gonna dig up Dave.  So congratulations – you started something.

But if I did have one criticism about your commercials, however – it would be this.  The first time Colonel Sanders did your commercials – he seemed like a kindly old Southern gentleman… He came back – as the creepy serial killer type.

I mean – you watch these new KFC commercials on the TV… and you begin to think all them bones under his front porch aren’t just drumsticks and wings.  If you know what I mean.  To put it another way… thanks to Colonel Sanders – I no longer have nightmares… about the Burger King.

Or that dude with the giant Ping-Pong Ball head…

Wake up, America.  Hey KFC – your chicken might be finger-lickin’ good.  But your commercials are butt-clenching scary.   You might want to work on that.  I’m Earl Pitts, American.  Like me on the Facebook.  And Pitts Off.