You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pinch Joe Biden… to see if he’s dreaming? Because nobody that dumb can get that high up… in the real world. Fighting stupid.
Today I want to talk about America. On account of – the President wants us to fight them crazy-butt, whacked-out ISIS idiots. And we can’t seem to get past fighting each other. Fighting stupid.
Yeah – I heard this from Bill O’Reilly… and Bill O’Reilly is kind of like the Alfred Einstein of politics. The boy’s a genius. And Bill says America is more divided now than it has ever been.
Of course – we have been divided before. Like back in the Civil War. Or back in the ‘Tastes Great – Less Filling’ days. But the fact is – we’re pretty divided.
The way I see it – there are two kinds of people in America today. First – there’s the right-thinking, hard-working, flag-waving, god-fearing, red-blooded regular American. Or as I like to call them – my group. These are the people that suck it up – and get it done. These are the soldiers and the farmers… the truck drivers and factory workers and waitresses that put in a honest day’s work and thank the good lord every day – they live in the land of the free – and the home of the brave.
And then there’s the other people. That would be the left-thinking, hardly-working, flag-burning, god-denying, pin-headed Americans. Or as I like to call them – Whiners, wussies and worry-warts.
These would be your George Clooneys… your Michael Moores, your Dixie Chicks and all those other commie sympathizing pinkos. These are the mouth-breathing liberals that figure whatever happens – we got it coming. And they worry what people in Europe will think. Fighting stupid.
Let me tell you something… worrying about what Europe thinks… is a little bit like the Fonz trying to get a thumbs-up from Potsie. That don’t happen in the real world neither. Fighting stupid.
Wake up, America!!! Now my question is – how are we gonna defeat Islamic terrorism – when we’re still fighting each other. It’s tough to beat evil… when you’re still fighting stupid. Let’s all suck it up – and do this thing. I’m Earl Pitts, American. And Pitts Off.