You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sword-fight Bobby Flay… with barbecue tongs?
I have often said there is not one thing the American Redneck has – that Yuppies don’t try to steal – and screw up. For example – smoking. Now… Yuppies got electronical cigarettes and ten-dollar exotic cigars. Drinking – they got fancy-butt ‘arts and craft beers’.
This is the latest one. I seen this story – about a hot new Yuppie food. Called Tater Tots. Have you ever heard of them. Yeah -that’s what you call your Redneck staple… along with Hot Pockets, Pizza Rolls, Steak-umms… and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
The story said after being around for 60 years – Yuppies have suddenly discovered Tater Tots. You go to some fancy-butt Yuppie restaurant these days… you can order bacon-wrapped Tater Tots… Chicken Tot Pie… or Totchos… which is nachos – with Tater Tots. How about breakfast burrito Tots… or Pizza topping Tots.
You know how Tater Tots were meant to be fixed? Spread out on a cookie sheet – in a 400 degree oven for 12 to 15 minutes. Period. Why don’t you idiots wrap some bacon around your heads… and take a hike through grizzly country.
Yeah – so you poupon-sucking, nose-in-the-air, holier than thou Yuppie scum-bags can’t leave well enough alone, can you? How would you prissy-pantloads like it if real Americans discovered Yuppie stuff… and we tried to claim it as our own.
Yeah – wouldn’t it be fun to see a Lexus… with a gun-rack and a trailer hitch? Or shopping in the fishing department – at Macy’s? Imagine the crowd you’d get at that Sandal’s resort… if the all-inclusive part – included bowling… or muddin’
Wake up, America!!! That being said and my stand being took – bacon-wrapped Tater Tots sound awesome. I’m stopping at the store on the way home. I’m Earl Pitts, American – check out my YouTube channel – Earl Pitts by Earl Pitts. And Pitts off.
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