Global Warming Kills our Sex Drive?

You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna date a camel?

Yeah – did y’all hear the latest from them chicken-little, idiot global warming nit-wits.  You know – they’re all the times telling us the horrible problems we’re gonna have before our planet gets burned up to a crisp.

First they said… the polar bears are gonna die.  And we thought… hmm, good news for seals… don’t mean much to us.  Yeah – that kind of threat is like some crazy dope-head taking Rosie O’Donnell hostage.  I can’t see a mess of people rushing to pony up the ransom.

So – here’s their latest threat… get this… if we don’t stop global warming now – the hotter temperatures will kill our sex drive.  Yeah – and they say when the world gets warmer – the American birth rate will drop off to nothing.

Okay – I don’t know how stupid I look – but I ain’t that stupid.  Think about this for a minute.  These twisted nut-balls are saying higher temperatures… kills off your love life. May I present exhibit A… your old lady in winter.   Cold weather.  She let the hair on her legs grow out… like a grizzly bear.  She’s wearing her thick cotton underpants.  Got on three shirts… leg warmers… sweat pants… a sweat shirt.   And according to these numbskulls – that’s ‘go time’!!

Now – exhibit B – your old lady in summer time… when it’s hot.  Daisy Duke short-shorts… tube-top… and legs smoother than a wax-papered sliding board.  Now – these climate geniuses would have you believe… seeing that will kill off your love life.  I would suggest -they’re nuts.

Here’s another example how come these climate weasels don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.  Over there in the middle east – that temperature over there gets to something like 150-degrees in the summer.  And that’s right before the sun comes up.   You know how many Arabs they got over there?  Over one-billion.   It ain’t killed off their sex drive.  If these global warming scam artists were right… there’d only be about a thousand Arabs.  And one billion Eskimos.

Wake up, America!!!   They say a warmed up planet will kill our sex drive.  Well – I remember seeing Kathleen Turner in Body Heat.  So I doubt that – very much.   I’m Earl Pitts, American.  Like me on Facebook – and Pitts Off.

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