You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna date a camel?
Yeah – did y’all hear the latest from them chicken-little, idiot global warming nit-wits. You know – they’re all the times telling us the horrible problems we’re gonna have before our planet gets burned up to a crisp.
First they said… the polar bears are gonna die. And we thought… hmm, good news for seals… don’t mean much to us. Yeah – that kind of threat is like some crazy dope-head taking Rosie O’Donnell hostage. I can’t see a mess of people rushing to pony up the ransom.
So – here’s their latest threat… get this… if we don’t stop global warming now – the hotter temperatures will kill our sex drive. Yeah – and they say when the world gets warmer – the American birth rate will drop off to nothing.
Okay – I don’t know how stupid I look – but I ain’t that stupid. Think about this for a minute. These twisted nut-balls are saying higher temperatures… kills off your love life. May I present exhibit A… your old lady in winter. Cold weather. She let the hair on her legs grow out… like a grizzly bear. She’s wearing her thick cotton underpants. Got on three shirts… leg warmers… sweat pants… a sweat shirt. And according to these numbskulls – that’s ‘go time’!!
Now – exhibit B – your old lady in summer time… when it’s hot. Daisy Duke short-shorts… tube-top… and legs smoother than a wax-papered sliding board. Now – these climate geniuses would have you believe… seeing that will kill off your love life. I would suggest -they’re nuts.
Here’s another example how come these climate weasels don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. Over there in the middle east – that temperature over there gets to something like 150-degrees in the summer. And that’s right before the sun comes up. You know how many Arabs they got over there? Over one-billion. It ain’t killed off their sex drive. If these global warming scam artists were right… there’d only be about a thousand Arabs. And one billion Eskimos.
Wake up, America!!! They say a warmed up planet will kill our sex drive. Well – I remember seeing Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. So I doubt that – very much. I’m Earl Pitts, American. Like me on Facebook – and Pitts Off.
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