Fox News… Intellectual Property Thieves

By on May 11, 2015
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You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna start punching a building – until it falls over?  Or I hurt my hand – whichever comes first.

Yeah – remember I was telling you yesterday – them intellectual property thieves at the Fox News channel have gone and stolen my thing.   Some slick-headed horse’s hiney on that channel has started saying…’Wake Up, America.’

Now I know a lot of you out there may doubt my argument here – basically because I have never been accused of coming up with anything ‘intellectual’ before.  But I do believe – this qualifies.

So I aim to pull a Marvin Gaye on these buzz-word, train-robbers and sue them for everything they got.  Which I am imagining is more than I got.  Yeah – we’re maybe six months away from me being 20-million dollars richer.

Or so you would think.  But now my old lady is in the act – she’s trying to be the voice of reason.  Which is  a little like Charlie Sheen being the voice of moderation – but whatever.  She says, ‘Earl – we don’t got the money to sue the Fox News channel.’  She goes, ‘They got a bazillion lawyers.  They probably got a thousand highly paid attack dogs that are going to skin you alive.’ She goes – ‘Maybe you should let them have ‘Wake Up America’.  Maybe you should come up with a different phrase…’

I’m not sure she’s aware of what she’s saying.  I mean – asking Earl Pitts not to say ‘Wake Up America’… is like asking Willie Nelson not to sing ‘On The Road Again.’   It’s like asking Kevin Costner… not to make a bad movie.  This is who we are – Pearl!!!

She goes, well, how about – ‘Pay attention, America.’   Yeah – and you can see why she’s not on the radio.

Wake Up America!!!   Let me ask you Fox News.  How would you like it if I called this  ‘The Earl Pitts Factor’.   And here’s my talking points – we’ll see you in court.  I’m Earl Pitts, American.  Like me on Facebook…  And Pitts Off.

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