The Elections are over… I am not optimistic

By on November 7, 2014
Elections 2014

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna goose the Statue of Liberty?  Yeah – that old girl could use some excitement. Elections

So – we just elected a new pack of back-slapping, lying, thieving weasels to infest Washington with backroom deals and stupidity.  As you might can tell – I am not optimistic. Elections

So in case any of you bright-eyed and bushy-eared nimrods are listening before you head to Washington –  I would like to give you a short lesson on what the rest of America thinks. Elections

Of all the problems facing this country… saying a prayer before a high school football game – is not one of them. Elections

Of all the dangerous groups and shadowy evil forces in this country… the Boy Scouts – are not one of them.

We like to be tolerant of people who are tolerant of us.  So when you call us bitter-clingers, tea-baggers and right-wing nut jobs –  you can kiss it.  You just blew your moral superiority. Elections

We think you can slow down crime by taking guns away from felons and certified nut jobs.  Not by taking toy guns away from five-year olds on the playground. Elections

There are boy bathrooms… and girl bathrooms. Having open bathrooms so some people don’t feel uncomfortable – makes everybody feel uncomfortable.  And how stupid is it that you don’t understand that?

If we’ve got to pay for millions of illegal kids coming into this country with our tax dollars… we want to take them off our taxes – as dependents.  I’ll take three.

They’re the Redskins.  Get over it.

And when we watch you knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers in Washington in action – we’re not all that worried about the war on women… as much as your apparent war on common sense.

Wake Up, America!!!  When it comes to government doing the right thing – they say even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.  I’m afraid with this crowd – that squirrel is gonna starve.  I’m Earl Pitts, American. Like me on Facebook.  And Pitts Off.


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