You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna bikini wax a grizzly bear?
I am sick and tired of cussing on television. It’s over the top and un-called for. It’s kind of embarrassing when you’re setting there watching the TV with your little kids… and some idiot boob on there lets loose with a string of exple-teetives.
Like last night… we’re setting there… and some joker lets loose… with the ‘d’ word… the ‘h’ word… and a son of a ‘b’ word. I turned to my old lady and says… ’Man, I have never seen Pat Sajak that mad…’
She looks at me and goes… “He’s been doing this a long time. It’s kind of a surprise he didn’t have a melt down a long time ago.” That’s true
So here’s the problem… you’re upset with too much cussing on television… you know what they say – if you don’t like it – turn the channel. I have tried to turn the channel. There are naked people on the TV. And we ain’t talking pay cable, people… this is prime time TV – with naked people. TV shows think this is funny. They put that pixie stuff on there… so you can’t make out the good stuff. But you know it’s there.
I swear – the other day we were watching the television – and they had a totally naked woman in the middle of a library… screaming bleeped out cuss words. And that was a family comedy. I do not remember something like that ever happening on Petticoat Junction. And maybe only once or twice on Mayberry RFD.
I am sick and tired of these smarmy, liberal-twit, panny-waist Hollywood types assaulting the good judgment and strong values of regular Americans.
I am proud to say… my own children did not pick up this gutter, trash filthy dirty language watching the TV. They picked it up watching me and their mama fight. The way it’s supposed to be.
Wake up, America! Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned cuss words you could use in polite company… like shoot, h-e-double-hockey-sticks, son of a pup… and fudge? Ladies and gentlemen – that genie is out of the bottle. I’m Earl Pitts – check out my YouTube channel Earl Pitts by Earl Pitts. And Pitts Off.