Conservatives and Liberals smell different

By on October 10, 2014
conservatives and liberals smell different

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stick one a’ those Airwick perfume shooters in my pants… so every time I ripped one – I could both confuse… and delight people?

Yeah – here’s the newest research outta some science dweeb university pointdexters somewhere.  I don’t remember where – it don’t make no difference. conservatives and liberals smell different

Conservatives and Liberals smell different

They found – conservatives and liberals smell different.  It’s a very tiny – very slight scent… but they say it’s different enough that you are subconsciously drawn to the smell of people that vote the same way you do.

Now – I honestly do not know which side smells better.  But I do know this –  if it came down to taking a whiff of Megyn Kelly… or Michael Moore… you know where I’m headed.

So I’m thinking… what in the world can liberals and conservatives actually smell like.  I’m guessing conservatives would have to smell like money… and oil… and gun powder… and fancy-butt Grey Poupon.  Conservatives would smell like red meat… and  church on a Sunday morning.  And Dick Cheney after riding a horse.

Liberals would smell… like tacos. And that would only be to get the Hispanic vote.

And a $15-dollar an hour fast food wage.  Liberals would also smell like hybrid car exhaust… and vegetables.   They’d smell like free school lunches and James Carville on a sticky day.  They’d smell like Occupy Wall Streeters after thirty days of camping with no showers. conservatives and liberals smell different

In other words… you hang out with either side for too long – it starts to stink.

Wake up, America!  They say some people like the right wing smell.  And some people prefer the left wing smell.   Me – I prefer the smell of chicken wings.  So I must be a’ independent.  Or hungry… huh?   I’m Earl Pitts, American.  Subscribe to my Youtube Channel.  And Pitts Off. conservatives and liberals smell different

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