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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry, I just want to run a cheese grater over my butt cheek so I can check that…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just want to breed a hyena with a pit bull so it’ll laugh hysterically as it’s…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna floss my teeth with barbed wire? Listen to what happened to me the other…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna BMX bike ride over 20-foot jumps…on a bike with no seat? This world is…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna use a soup spoon to shovel out a Clydesdale’s stall? There is no candy-coating…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dress up like a clown and stand outside of McDonalds? Scary and weirdly inviting…