Women

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna floss my teeth with barbed wire? Listen to what happened to me the other…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna BMX bike ride over 20-foot jumps…on a bike with no seat? This world is…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna use a soup spoon to shovel out a Clydesdale’s stall? There is no candy-coating…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dress up like a clown and stand outside of McDonalds? Scary and weirdly inviting…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my head…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick Butkis…