Women

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dress up like a clown and stand outside of McDonalds? Scary and weirdly inviting…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my head…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick Butkis…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna judge the bean-eating contest at the Miss Over-Sized America contest?? It’s when lady farts!…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna squeeze blackheads off a homeless dude’s nose?  Yes – and after this commentary –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna collect earwax from vagrants – to make festive holiday candles we can sell for…