Campfire You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna host a baked-beans eating contest – in a submarine? I love my country –… Read more 1 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
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Nobody’s Having Funerals No More You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play pickle in the middle – with a hand grenade? Yeah – you know… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
A New Sign You’re Getting Old You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna scrape the linoleum off a truck stop restroom – with my teeth? I know… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
