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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hire a raccoon to sit on my head – so’s I’d have a PETA-friendly…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna twerk on a grizzly bear? Yeah – we’ll see how long that lasts. This…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna spackle all of my orifices? It’s the costly dime you spend on a fixer…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take off the rough and bumpy skin off the back of my arms… with…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive up to where a bunch a snowflake, butthurt millennials are stopping traffic –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hoist Kirstie Alley over my head in a stunning performance of the ‘Hernia Ballet.’…