Sports

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna head a flying soccer ball – filled with cement? Yeah – I come home…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad, I just wanna play Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake Baker Man… with Freddie Krueger? I am here today in the defense…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna break into a zoo after they close – and chew on a monkey? I…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into an evil death-staring contest with Patriots’ coach Bill Belichick – until one…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick Butkis…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub hot sauce on Terry Bradshaw’s head… and watch his face heat up? Yeah…