Global Warming Kills our Sex Drive? You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna date a camel? Yeah – did y’all hear the latest from them chicken-little,… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Cat Killers… research says your pet cat… would kill you. You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get a part-time job… as an organ grinder’s monkey? Honestly – it doesn’t look… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Redneck Astronaut… I’m the man for the job You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go back in time on TV Land and show up on Lost in Space…… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Conservatives and Liberals smell different You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stick one a’ those Airwick perfume shooters in my pants… so every time I… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
They need me in Space for 500 Days You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to that Star Wars world… an’ beat the snot outta Yoda with a… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Research says… It’s healthier to sleep alone. You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sucker punch a grizzly bear? I heard this scientifical research watching T.V. the other… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest