Redneck Fashion

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dress up like a clown and stand outside of McDonalds? Scary and weirdly inviting…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got you nose’ with a wounded badger? If you’re ever given a choice –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna squeeze blackheads off a homeless dude’s nose?  Yes – and after this commentary –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  rap one of these rap stars… with a ball-bat? Today – I got a…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take those Fruit of the Loom boys down to the zoo – and throw…