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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into an evil death-staring contest with Patriots’ coach Bill Belichick – until one…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dust my butt with 11 herbs and spices… and then set in a hot…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stuff gifted class nerds in high school lockers? Yeah – I come home last…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna choke Capt. Crunch… until his windpipe goes snap, crackle and pop? Adult Cereal Yeah –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  go down to the park wearing a pair of rubber gloves…and offering to pick…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna Riverdance bare-foot… in a room filled with loose thumb-tacks? Yeah – I heard this…