Man Rules

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  go down to the Boy’s and Girl’s club… and punch orphans? Yeah – no…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go on the Amazon and go nuts?  And I don’t mean America’s favorite shopping…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna punch holes in my forehead… so my brain can breathe?? Men – today I…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ping-pong – with baby mice?   I know…I’m angry… and slightly warped. Here’s…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  Three Stooges eye-poke a grizzly bear?  (boink) Just tell us what you want. Today…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna try to sneak up behind Chuck Norris and give him a wedgie? We started…