Man Rules

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play naked Twister with a family of porky-pines? I think we can now say…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my head…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got you nose’ with a wounded badger? If you’re ever given a choice –…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crack walnuts… on my forehead? By this time… I am sure you have all…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna walk across burning hot coals… wearing tennis shoes soaked in lighter fluid? I know…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna trim my nose-hairs… with a weed-whacker? Today we’re not here to belly-ache or…