If it’s the Holidays… It’s gravy season You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna floss my teeth with Christmas tree tinsel? People always talk about the holiday season.… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Happy Labor Day You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna wanna start a three day weekend – with a four-day supply of beer?… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Pearl wants an Adult Coloring Book for Christmas You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to Sesame Street… and steam-clean Muppets? Yeah – me and my old lady… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Victoria’s Secret 2 Million Dollar Bra You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take a long walk… across thin ice? Yeah – we got what you call… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Rookie Holiday Alcoholics You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna watch Jack Daniels… and Jim Beam… get in a drunken brawl? Yeah – I… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Is a Holiday Bonus in your Future You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna gut a reindeer on my roof-top… and leave the carcass there as a life-like,… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest