Hipsters Don’t Like All You Can Eat Buffets You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna set back in a hot tub filled with ‘au jus’ – in the middle… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Wrong Again, Hipsters. Meat loaf is America itself You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just go down to the local college and rub two social justice snow-flakes together… And make… Read more 2 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Hey America We Got Too Much Cheese You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna give a wet-willy to a wounded bull elephant? Today – I’m calling out the… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
All I got was 2 Pancakes… Aunt Jemima! You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a tree chopping contest – with Paul Bunyan? Yeah – today I got… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Coffee Cans… Another American Institution Lost You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna punch a walrus? And I don’t even know where to find a walrus! My… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Miracle Whip People vs Mayonnaise People You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play Twister… with a grizzly bear? I am one of those people… every day… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
