All I got was 2 Pancakes… Aunt Jemima! You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a tree chopping contest – with Paul Bunyan? Yeah – today I got… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Coffee Cans… Another American Institution Lost You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna punch a walrus? And I don’t even know where to find a walrus! My… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Miracle Whip People vs Mayonnaise People You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play Twister… with a grizzly bear? I am one of those people… every day… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Who the Hell thought of Oreo thins? You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tap-dance through a Bosnian mine-field? I found out something the other day – liked… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Nothing I hate more than your Yuppie Foodie You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hammer Guy Fierri with a meat tenderizer? As you all know… there is nothing… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
Grocery Store Receipts … Really? You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna goose a moose? Yeah – lemme ask you a question. You ever seen a… Read more 0 Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
