Family Values

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into an evil death-staring contest with Patriots’ coach Bill Belichick – until one…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna  sneak up behind Bill O’Reilly when he’s on-camera… and twist off his ears?  I…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to a cannibal convention… with giant onion rings around my neck? eating in…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna put a great white shark in a baptism pool… so when the preacher crawls…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stock the preacher’s baptism tub with trout… and run a play-lake on weekdays? Yeah…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so angry I just wanna let all the kings horses… an’ all the kings men… drag me across gravel…