Eating Out

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play jump-rope… with a deadly cobra? Let me tell you something that happened to…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap underpants with a homeless guy? Now – before I was explaining to you…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna smack all-star celebrity chef Bobby Flay over the head with a giant four-foot summer…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drink a chocolate shake out of Ronald McDonald’s clown shoe? Yeah – I heard…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna scrape off and eat anything that pops off the underside of a cafeteria table…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to a cannibal convention… with giant onion rings around my neck? eating in…