Crazy America

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stretch a penguin? Yeah, sometimes when we and the boys get to talking down…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play pickle in the middle – with a hand grenade? Yeah – you know…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna break the NFL combine record for the 40 – by being chased by…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get a step ladder and one of those circus teeter-totter boards… and launch penguins?…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go down to the animal shelter and volunteer to lick abandoned kittens – because…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play Twister… with a grizzly bear? I am one of those people… every day…