All posts by Earl Pitts

  • You can win any fight with your old lady… in your head

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna juggle baby porky-pines? I am sorry if I seem a little bit off my game today. I have been pre-occupied. I...

    • Posted October 21, 2016
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  • oreo thins
    Who the Hell thought of Oreo thins?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tap-dance through a Bosnian mine-field? I found out something the other day – liked to scar me for life.  See –...

    • Posted October 19, 2016
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  • every disaster movie you have ever seen
    Every disaster movie you have ever seen

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna challenge a cheetah to a 100-yard race?  With a small gazelle strapped to my back? As you know – I am...

    • Posted October 17, 2016
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  • Kindergarten Communists
    Kindergarten Communists invading our schools

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the sea-shore in pants made out of French fries… and let seagulls peck me to death? You know how...

    • Posted October 12, 2016
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  • Ryan Lochte
    Ryan Lochte destroyed the bathroom at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna break a mirror… over the head of a black cat… while walking under a ladder – just to see if...

    • Posted October 10, 2016
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  • push up jeans
    Push Up Jeans… ladies please stop!

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna squeeze blackheads off a homeless dude’s nose?  Yes – and after this commentary – I will apologize for that disturbing visual....

    • Posted September 23, 2016
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