All posts by Earl Pitts
How much money do you need to feel poor?
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go down to the Humane Society an’ juggle kittens….attached to chain saws? I heard this stupid, dumb, idiot story on here...
- Posted November 17, 2013
When did Pretend Soccer become an American Sport?
I'm glad I'll be dead by time the kids gettin' born'ed today get to be our age. Because it's gonna be a mess. Your society today is growin' up about the dumbest, lamest, most helpless,...
- Posted November 16, 2013
Hey Washington… It’s time to pull up your Big Boy Pants
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hold down Lee Greenwood – while Congress sucks the pride out of’im? Yeah – I heard this new poll they got...
- Posted November 15, 2013