All posts by Earl Pitts

  • Gifted Class
    Earl Jr. Invited to join the Gifted Class

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stuff gifted class nerds in high school lockers? Yeah – I come home last night – and my old lady was...

    • Posted October 12, 2018
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  • Amityville Horror House
    Amityville Horror House For Sale

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna travel to cartoon-land and short-sheet Casper the friendly ghost? It has come to my attention – some people are born with a...

    • Posted October 9, 2018
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  • Dr. Pimple Popper
    Dr. Pimple Popper Show

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take off the rough and bumpy skin off the back of my arms… with a belt-sander? Well – my ol’ lady...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • burt reynolds
    A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it would right or appropriate to continue these commentaries...

    • Posted September 18, 2018
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  • talking heads on tv
    How About We Protest the Talking Heads on TV

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive up to where a bunch a snowflake, butthurt millennials are stopping traffic – on a steam-roller. Yeah – today I...

    • Posted September 14, 2018
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  • watch professional football
    We’re not gonna watch professional football at the Duck Inn

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub hot sauce on Terry Bradshaw’s head… and watch his face heat up? Yeah – we done a very interesting experiment...

    • Posted September 10, 2018
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