All posts by Earl Pitts

  • Playboy Magazine
    No More Naked Pictures for Playboy Magazine

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crack walnuts… on my forehead? By this time… I am sure you have all heard… Playboy magazine has decided to stop...

    • Posted November 30, 2015
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  • Nineties Trivia
    Who cares about Nineties Trivia?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap hot, sweaty underpants with a Mall Santa? Here’s how you feel old.  This is my story about what the hell...

    • Posted November 27, 2015
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  • adult coloring book
    Pearl wants an Adult Coloring Book for Christmas

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to Sesame Street… and steam-clean Muppets? Yeah – me and my old lady are setting in front of the boob...

    • Posted November 23, 2015
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  • female love drug
    New Female Love Drug

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna collect earwax from vagrants – to make festive holiday candles we can sell for charity?   Because you know me –...

    • Posted November 20, 2015
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  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump is Running as me

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna wait until an extremely tense and dangerous moment… and then sneak up and tap Chuck Norris on the shoulder? I cannot...

    • Posted November 18, 2015
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  • global warming
    Global Warming Kills our Sex Drive?

    You know what makes me sick?   You know what makes me so mad I just wanna date a camel? Yeah – did y’all hear the latest from them chicken-little, idiot global warming nit-wits.  You know –...

    • Posted November 16, 2015
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