All posts by Earl Pitts

  • All I got was 2 Pancakes... Aunt Jemima!
    All I got was 2 Pancakes… Aunt Jemima!

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a tree chopping contest – with Paul Bunyan? Yeah – today I got a bone to pick with Aunt Jemima....

    • Posted December 4, 2018
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  • Sexist samichs
    Sexist Samiches

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my head in a George Forman grill? Some freaking...

    • Posted November 2, 2018
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  • tv remotes of the future
    TV Remotes of the Future

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna twerk on a grizzly bear? Yeah – we’ll see how long that lasts. This is a story about the wonders of...

    • Posted November 1, 2018
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  • fixer upper
    Fixer Upper Shows are So Fake

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna spackle all of my orifices? It’s the costly dime you spend on a fixer upper! I think I have come up...

    • Posted October 31, 2018
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  • women referees
    Women Referees in the NFL

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick Butkis fight over my head like it was...

    • Posted October 29, 2018
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  • coffee cans
    Coffee Cans… Another American Institution Lost

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna punch a walrus? And I don’t even know where to find a walrus! My old lady had me running to the...

    • Posted October 27, 2018
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