All posts by Earl Pitts

  • women in the NFL
    More Women in the NFL

    You know what  makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to a Pittsburgh Steelers reunion… and insult Jack Lambert’s mama? What the hell has happened to football?  Remember back when...

    • Posted October 26, 2016
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  • cuss words
    Cuss words show the most verbal dexterity

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on a power line? I just heard on the radio the other day… they got this new study out there...

    • Posted October 24, 2016
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  • You can win any fight with your old lady… in your head

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna juggle baby porky-pines? I am sorry if I seem a little bit off my game today. I have been pre-occupied. I...

    • Posted October 21, 2016
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  • oreo thins
    Who the Hell thought of Oreo thins?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tap-dance through a Bosnian mine-field? I found out something the other day – liked to scar me for life.  See –...

    • Posted October 19, 2016
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  • every disaster movie you have ever seen
    Every disaster movie you have ever seen

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna challenge a cheetah to a 100-yard race?  With a small gazelle strapped to my back? As you know – I am...

    • Posted October 17, 2016
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  • Kindergarten Communists
    Kindergarten Communists invading our schools

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the sea-shore in pants made out of French fries… and let seagulls peck me to death? You know how...

    • Posted October 12, 2016
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