Earl Pitts

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna eat a rabbit the same way I eat Easter candy? Ears first!! Yeah –…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna put a jet pilot ejector seat in my truck… and every now and…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get Tony Robbins hooked on candy to see if his teeth will rot out?…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna find me a giant monkey…and jump on HIS back. See how he likes it.…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad, I just wanna play Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake Baker Man… with Freddie Krueger? I am here today in the defense…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna set back in a hot tub filled with ‘au jus’ – in the middle…