All posts by Earl Pitts

  • Baby Names
    Baby Name

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dust my butt with 11 herbs and spices… and then set in a hot tub full of lard? Hell yeah –...

    • Posted October 18, 2018
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  • Paper Gown
    Paper Gown

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got you nose’ with a wounded badger? If you’re ever given a choice – take the paper gown. Yeah – I’m...

    • Posted October 16, 2018
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  • Gifted Class
    Gifted Class

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stuff gifted class nerds in high school lockers? Yeah – I come home last night – and my old lady was...

    • Posted October 12, 2018
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  • Amityville Horror House
    Amityville Horror House

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna travel to cartoon-land and short-sheet Casper the friendly ghost? It has come to my attention – some people are born with a...

    • Posted October 9, 2018
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  • Dr. Pimple Popper
    Dr. Pimple Popper Show

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take off the rough and bumpy skin off the back of my arms… with a belt-sander? Well – my ol’ lady...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • burt reynolds
    A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it would right or appropriate to continue these commentaries...

    • Posted September 18, 2018
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