You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swallow a king- size pillow?
If anybody ever needs help with the English language, they don’t come to me. If I took everything I didn’t know about English – I could write a book. Yeah – filled with typos, poorly constructed sentences and lousy punctuation choices.
But that being said – I do know one thing. ‘Adult’ – is not a verb. I am sick and tired of lame-brain doofus smart-butts whining about ‘adulting being hard.’ Have you seen them T-shirts? ‘Adulting is Hard.’ ‘I’m adulting today’.
Let’s do a lesson, okay.
You can be an adult. Also you can act like an adult. You can go to an ‘adults only’ movie. And at that movie, you can pay the adult price. In with a group of simple-minded nimrods – you can even be ‘the adult in the room’. When you go somewheres and your kids must be accompanied by an adult – you can be that adult.
Adult is a person – it’s not an action. It’s not a verb. It’s a noun. Fact is – f you think ‘adulting’ is a verb – you must be kidding.
Yeah – see what I did there?
I was grocery shopping with my old lady the other day…and this woman is blocking the aisle with her cart…she’s standing there pondering onions like she was picking out a diamond ring. She finally sees us and gets out of the way. She giggles and says, ‘This adulting is tough.’ And I’m thinking…’Yeah, so is shopping in a store full a’ dummies.
I said, ‘Well, suck it up…pull on your big-girl panties -and pick an onion, you loser. Anyway – that’s what I said in my head. I’ll tell you one thing – this red-necking – is easy.
Wake up, America!! So do the rest of us a favor – and quit using ‘adulting’ as a verb. Because if you do – you aren’t. You’re an ‘a’ dolt.’ I’m Earl Pitts, American. Pitts Off.
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