You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna find me a giant monkey…and jump on HIS back. See how he likes it.…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad, I just wanna play Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake Baker Man… with Freddie Krueger? I am here today in the defense…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna set back in a hot tub filled with ‘au jus’ – in the middle…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna BMX bike ride over 20-foot jumps…on a bike with no seat? This world is…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drop-kick Keebler elves? Last night – I met the greatest sales person on earth.…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just go down to the local college and rub two social justice snow-flakes together… And make…