You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna join the local marching band.  Yeah, playing the arm-pit? Today, I want to talk…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swallow a king- size pillow? If anybody ever needs help with the English language, they…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna use some Flex Seal tape to close up Phil Swift’s pie hole?  And that…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive a tiny clown car through McDonald’s and order 37 Big Macs?  See if…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub Compound-W on a warthog?  See if he disappears. Remember last week – we…

You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stretch a penguin? Yeah, sometimes when we and the boys get to talking down…