You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna host a baked-beans eating contest – in a submarine? I love my country –…
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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna floss my teeth with barbed wire? Listen to what happened to me the other…
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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pop a wheelie in a garbage truck? And then observe a moment of silence…
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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna marinade in a hot tub full of A-1 sauce…in the middle of grizzly bear…
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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna set up trotlines for catfish in our church’s Baptismal pool? Well – I figure,…
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You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna join the local marching band. Yeah, playing the arm-pit? Today, I want to talk…