You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hire a raccoon to sit on my head – so’s I’d have a PETA-friendly…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get me a pack of dogs – go to the most isolated areas of…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna juggle hand grenades? I heard this story on here the other day that made…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pelt Ronald McDonald – with cheeseburgers? I heard this the other day – and…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play naked Twister with a family of porky-pines? I think we can now say…

You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna filter my morning coffee through kitty litter? Yeah – we had us a time…