My Latest Commentaries

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  A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it...

  • September 18, 2018
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  How About We Protest the Talking Heads on TV

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drive up to where a bunch a snowflake, butthurt millennials are stopping traffic...

  • September 14, 2018
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  We’re not gonna watch professional football at the Duck Inn

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna rub hot sauce on Terry Bradshaw’s head… and watch his face heat up?...

  • September 10, 2018
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  I’m beginning to hate Facebook

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna change my truck tire… removing the lug nuts by squeezing my butt-cheeks on’em...

  • September 5, 2018
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  An Official Redneck Safe Space

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crawl into a pit of vipers and snuggle with a rattlesnake?   Because...

  • September 3, 2018
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  Yoga… to cure a Donald Trump Presidency

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna push fat people over… and watch them trying to get back up? I...

  • August 31, 2018
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