My Latest Commentaries

  • Earl's a Cheap Ass
    Earl’s a Cheap Ass

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go down to the animal shelter and volunteer to lick abandoned kittens –...

    • December 12, 2018
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  • All I got was 2 Pancakes... Aunt Jemima!
    All I got was 2 Pancakes… Aunt Jemima!

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a tree chopping contest – with Paul Bunyan? Yeah – today I...

    • December 4, 2018
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  • Sexist samichs
    Sexist Samiches

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my...

    • November 2, 2018
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  • tv remotes of the future
    TV Remotes of the Future

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna twerk on a grizzly bear? Yeah – we’ll see how long that lasts....

    • November 1, 2018
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  • fixer upper
    Fixer Upper Shows are So Fake

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna spackle all of my orifices? It’s the costly dime you spend on a...

    • October 31, 2018
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  • women referees
    Women Referees in the NFL

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick...

    • October 29, 2018
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