My Latest Commentaries

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  Baby Name

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna dust my butt with 11 herbs and spices… and then set in a...

  • October 18, 2018
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  Paper Gown

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘got you nose’ with a wounded badger? If you’re ever given a choice...

  • October 16, 2018
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  Gifted Class

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna stuff gifted class nerds in high school lockers? Yeah – I come home...

  • October 12, 2018
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  Amityville Horror House

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna travel to cartoon-land and short-sheet Casper the friendly ghost? It has come to my...

  • October 9, 2018
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  Dr. Pimple Popper Show

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna take off the rough and bumpy skin off the back of my arms…...

  • October 1, 2018
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  A Redneck Tribute to Burt Reynolds

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a butt-kicking contest – with a mule? I don’t think it...

  • September 18, 2018
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