My Latest Commentaries

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  More Women in the NFL

  You know what  makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to a Pittsburgh Steelers reunion… and insult Jack Lambert’s mama? What the...

  • October 26, 2016
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  Cuss words show the most verbal dexterity

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on a power line? I just heard on the radio the other...

  • October 24, 2016
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  You can win any fight with your old lady… in your head

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna juggle baby porky-pines? I am sorry if I seem a little bit off...

  • October 21, 2016
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  Who the Hell thought of Oreo thins?

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tap-dance through a Bosnian mine-field? I found out something the other day –...

  • October 19, 2016
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  Every disaster movie you have ever seen

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna challenge a cheetah to a 100-yard race?  With a small gazelle strapped to...

  • October 17, 2016
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  Kindergarten Communists invading our schools

  You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the sea-shore in pants made out of French fries… and let...

  • October 12, 2016
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