My Latest Commentaries

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  Earl’s a Cheap Ass

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go down to the animal shelter and volunteer to lick abandoned kittens –...

  • December 12, 2018
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  All I got was 2 Pancakes… Aunt Jemima!

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna get into a tree chopping contest – with Paul Bunyan? Yeah – today I...

  • December 4, 2018
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  Sexist Samiches

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hang baloney and cheese from each of my ears – and stick my...

  • November 2, 2018
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  TV Remotes of the Future

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna twerk on a grizzly bear? Yeah – we’ll see how long that lasts....

  • November 1, 2018
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  Fixer Upper Shows are So Fake

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna spackle all of my orifices? It’s the costly dime you spend on a...

  • October 31, 2018
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  Women Referees in the NFL

  You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the football hall of fame… and let Jack Lambert and Dick...

  • October 29, 2018
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