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Marrying a Pitts Man

We Need Less Buttons

Pearl’s Closet Cleaning

The Scrambled Egg

Earl Meets Alexa

Too Many Singers

  • Campfire

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna host a baked-beans eating contest – in a submarine? I love my country –…

  • Hey You Guys

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna floss my teeth with barbed wire? Listen to what happened to me the other…

  • I Want That Dog

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pop a wheelie in a garbage truck?  And then observe a moment of silence…

  • Wash Your Sister Sauce

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna marinade in a hot tub full of A-1 sauce…in the middle of grizzly bear…

  • How to Get Out of Church Fast

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna set up trotlines for catfish in our church’s Baptismal pool?  Well – I figure,…

  • Just a Regular Boys Haircut

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna join the local marching band.  Yeah, playing the arm-pit? Today, I want to talk…

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